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	<description>Because failure is just a tweet away</description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s a F to the 3rd power for&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/thats-a-f-to-the-3rd-power-for/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/thats-a-f-to-the-3rd-power-for/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[follow friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shameless self-promotion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s a F to the 3rd power for @Passion4vin. &#8220;ouch I mentioned myself in #FF #TWITFAIL&#8221; https://twitter.com/#!/Passion4vin/status/142657093009285120]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a F to the 3rd power for @Passion4vin.<br />
&#8220;ouch I mentioned myself in #FF #TWITFAIL&#8221; </p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Passion4vin/status/142657093009285120" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/Passion4vin/status/142657093009285120</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ESPN Manufactures Favre Story Out Of Favre Dismissing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/espn-manufactures-favre-story-out-of-favre-dismissing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brett Farve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retirement]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN Manufactures Favre Story Out Of Favre Dismissing ESPN&#8217;s Manufactured Favre Story http://deadspin.com/5865915/ https://twitter.com/#!/Deadspin/status/144463697878843392]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ESPN Manufactures Favre Story Out Of Favre Dismissing ESPN&#8217;s Manufactured Favre Story <a href="http://deadspin.com/5865915/" rel="nofollow">http://deadspin.com/5865915/</a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Deadspin/status/144463697878843392" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/Deadspin/status/144463697878843392</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@salemsayed Windows is stupid Microsoft are stupid Agree&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/salemsayed-windows-is-stupid-microsoft-are-stupid-agree/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/salemsayed-windows-is-stupid-microsoft-are-stupid-agree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 01:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[grammar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@salemsayed Windows is stupid, Microsoft are stupid. // Agree on Microsoft. But that&#8217;s a grammar fail on you. 15 yards, replay 2nd down. https://twitter.com/#!/salemsayed/status/51817830315864064]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@salemsayed Windows is stupid, Microsoft are stupid. // Agree on Microsoft. But that&#8217;s a grammar fail on you. 15 yards, replay 2nd down.</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/salemsayed/status/51817830315864064" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/salemsayed/status/51817830315864064</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@Ritchie Ess I have 10 goals in life&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/ritchie-ess-i-have-10-goals-in-life/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/ritchie-ess-i-have-10-goals-in-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@Ritchie_Ess I have 10 goals in life and have completed 0 // Tweeting it is the first step towards recovery. https://twitter.com/#!/Ritchie_Ess/status/51413285450428418]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Ritchie_Ess I have 10 goals in life and have completed 0 // Tweeting it is the first step towards recovery.</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Ritchie_Ess/status/51413285450428418" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/Ritchie_Ess/status/51413285450428418</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@evereddieryan So much for Follow Friday I&#8217;ve got&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/evereddieryan-so-much-for-follow-friday-ive-got/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/evereddieryan-so-much-for-follow-friday-ive-got/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[follow friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[followers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@evereddieryan So much for Follow Friday- I&#8217;ve got one LESS follower than I had this morning! // If you took a shower, this might not happen to you. https://twitter.com/#!/evereddieryan/status/51342426136260608]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@evereddieryan So much for Follow Friday- I&#8217;ve got one LESS follower than I had this morning! // If you took a shower, this might not happen to you.</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/evereddieryan/status/51342426136260608" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/evereddieryan/status/51342426136260608</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@TalkingMomcents Twitter is giving me a rash with&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/talkingmomcents-twitter-is-giving-me-a-rash-with/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/talkingmomcents-twitter-is-giving-me-a-rash-with/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[STD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[timeline]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@TalkingMomcents Twitter is giving me a rash with all the delays! My timeline doesn&#8217;t even read in chronological order right now! I&#8217;ll be back later (Twitter doesn&#8217;t cause rashes. Might want to see your doctor. &#8212; The Fail Boss) https://twitter.com/#!/TalkingMomcents/status/49301926952701952]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@TalkingMomcents Twitter is giving me a rash with all the delays! My timeline doesn&#8217;t even read in chronological order right now! I&#8217;ll be back later (Twitter doesn&#8217;t cause rashes. Might want to see your doctor. &#8212; The Fail Boss)</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/TalkingMomcents/status/49301926952701952" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/TalkingMomcents/status/49301926952701952</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@GabrieleGranato EPIC SEO Fail by readingfestival com http&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/gabrielegranato-epic-seo-fail-by-readingfestival-com-http/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/gabrielegranato-epic-seo-fail-by-readingfestival-com-http/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nerds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SEO]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@GabrieleGranato EPIC SEO Fail by readingfestival.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/seoforumsorg/~3/TX6BxkZr7x0/ #SEO (Nerds fail, too. Whatever that meant. &#8211; The Fail Boss) https://twitter.com/#!/GabrieleGranato/status/49960273309728768]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@GabrieleGranato EPIC SEO Fail by readingfestival.com <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/seoforumsorg/~3/TX6BxkZr7x0/" rel="nofollow">http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/seoforumsorg/~3/TX6BxkZr7x0/</a> #SEO (Nerds fail, too. Whatever that meant. &#8211; The Fail Boss)</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/GabrieleGranato/status/49960273309728768" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/GabrieleGranato/status/49960273309728768</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@anggakris If at first you don&#8217;t succeed never&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/anggakris-if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-never-2/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/anggakris-if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-never-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 13:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@anggakris If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, never try again #epicfail http://plixi.com/p/85498826 https://twitter.com/#!/anggakris/status/49440819505147904]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-36" title="Worst Tattoo Ever" src="http://twitfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/worst-tattoo-ever.png" alt="Worst Tattoo Ever" width="602" height="479" /></p>
<p>@anggakris If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, never try again #epicfail <a href="http://plixi.com/p/85498826" rel="nofollow">http://plixi.com/p/85498826</a></p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/anggakris/status/49440819505147904" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/anggakris/status/49440819505147904</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@ZavionK Priest late for the wedding today 45min&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/zavionk-priest-late-for-the-wedding-today-45min/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/zavionk-priest-late-for-the-wedding-today-45min/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 13:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@ZavionK Priest late for the wedding today.. 45min and counting ! Anyone wanna do a quick internet course? https://twitter.com/#!/ZavionK/status/49455371747729408]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ZavionK Priest late for the wedding today.. 45min and counting ! Anyone wanna do a quick internet course?</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ZavionK/status/49455371747729408" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/ZavionK/status/49455371747729408</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>@thedannyyanez If you use childhood nursery rhymes as&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://twitfail.com/2011/thedannyyanez-if-you-use-childhood-nursery-rhymes-as/</link>
		<comments>http://twitfail.com/2011/thedannyyanez-if-you-use-childhood-nursery-rhymes-as/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 15:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fail Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gangster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nursery rhymes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[@thedannyyanez If you use childhood nursery rhymes as lyrics to your rap/hip-hop song&#8230;it&#8217;s not gangster https://twitter.com/#!/thedannyyanez/status/49115818679730178]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@thedannyyanez If you use childhood nursery rhymes as lyrics to your rap/hip-hop song&#8230;it&#8217;s not gangster</p>
<p><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/thedannyyanez/status/49115818679730178" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/#!/thedannyyanez/status/49115818679730178</a></cite></p>]]></content:encoded>
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